unparseably stupid
Sticky rice and custard🙏

Sticky rice and custard🙏

recuperare:

honestly this is too pretty to be in america

heroes-get-made:

"This isn’t your typical love story…" opens the trailer for a movie about a white, heterosexual, cisgender, able-bodied, middle class, and likely loosely Christian couple who find each other through serendipity and a very small amount of actual work.

kunty-perry:

when will the lies end, kevin?

homkb:

prospit dreamer

homkb:

prospit dreamer

borlax:

yeah!!!! YEAH!!!!!!

borlax:

yeah!!!! YEAH!!!!!!

imr9ne:

Two chicks walk into a bar. One says to the other,”Have you ever heard of the Bechdel test?” The other says,”Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day.”

rachelovesklaine:

Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between